Why do i hate holidays?

So as you might have guessed I am not a big holiday person.
And it's a bit of a stretch to say that i Hate the holidays.
It would be much fairer to say i don't care for the holidays. That is to say i like getting together and seeing family but that being said there are some thing i out and out despite about the holidays.

So like most of the things i don't like in the world i am going to make a list of them.
So hear goes my top 10 reasons i don't care for the holiday season.

10:Kids.
Don't get me wrong, I like kids, I at some point would like to adopt kids. [Not have them, because there are already allot of kids who need love and don't have it] And i really to enjoy some parts of the holiday season that are meant for kids. It's just that kids really seam to show there ass around Christmas. Now to be fair this is not really the fault of the holiday itself but rather the kids and/or there parents.

9:Presents.
Now you will notice this is #9 well because... everyone likes presents! But the thing is, they are really kind of a hassle when your feel like you have to get people presents. I almost never want anything so i am sure i am frustrated to shop for, and i am almost always to broke to buy stuff for any one else. And really i think its coller just to get some one a present for no reason. Not because its a holiday.

8:Commercialism.
OK so again this is not higher on the list because... well i our society like it or not, allot of our economy relies on money sinks in the form of Holiday spending. But that this doesn't mean i have to like it! The idle of gift giving on Christmas is much newer then most people would think.
The idle of spending a bunch of money on candy at hollowness is new. And thanksgiving is just a very new holiday altogether. And most of them are pretty blantently consumer holidays at this point.

7:Why do i need a holiday to see people.
This goes back to the present idle, It's almost nicer to have family get together when its not the holiday. Makes it feel more like your having a get gother and less like your filling's some obligation.

6:Religion.
OK first off i am not just some Religion Troll, I in fact normally have some very positive things to say about it, but really Religion or rather religions people just seam to piss me off more then normal on the holidays. Why? Because they are stupid about it.
They over look stuff. And then bitch about stuff not really knowing what the crap they are talking about. And they complain when people say stuff like. "Happy Holiday" Instead of "Merry Christmas" Which is stupid, It would be just as stupid as some one complaining if you told them. "Merry Christmas."

I mean if you celebrate Christmas then find feel free to say Merry Christmas. If some one get butt hurt over it, then follow it up with a "Well fuck you buddy!" and that's the end of that. Those are people who are not going to be happy with anything you say.

5:Eating to much.
Just simply put i almost feel like Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates being fat lazy slobs in America. There is really no reason to even have this holiday. It's back story is bogus, its not at the right time of year for its back story, and there is really not thanks giving taking place.

Really its just bunch of people getting together and eat made up Thanksgiving food.

4:Stupid ass made up holidays.
This goes back to the holiday thing. Why are no holidays at the right time of year anymore? (Except Halloween) And allot of the stuff to do on these holidays is made up or borrowed from older holidays. And I'm sure my next Blog Entry will be on what is wrong with Thanksgiving anyways.

3:people not knowing what they are doing.
Again back to the inconsistency of the holiday season.
And this is largely the fault of the education system and media. Almost no one knows anything any more about the holidays. We are at this point just on holiday autopilot.

2:Stupid people seam to thrive on holidays.
OK so this is kind of a combination of all the of the posts above.
For the longest time i thought that the holidays made people stupid. But no that's not it, its that stupid people are emboldened by the holidays and feel the need to be stupid in public on them.

Just like religions leaders decrying Halloween as a evil holiday.
Or conceded ass celebritays thinking that this is the perfect time of year to make us feel bad. Normally by saying stuff that is totally out of context of assanine. If you don't know what i am talking about... Click Hear.
Or stupid people just showing there ass.

1:FREKEN! CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
OK so.... Needless to say. I HATE 99.99 Repeating % of all Christmas music EVER MADE!
With the exception of allot of older music that HAS NO WORDS!
Stuff like Carol of the bells. Or We three kings if done well can be very nice. As well as the little drummer boy.
But almost all other songs annoy the crap out of me. BECAUSE they bludgeon you over the head with the idle of chrismas and TELL NO STORY!

And almost all new Christmas Music is complete garbage! Allot of it falling prey to blatant commercialism. [On that note Santa Baby by Ertha Kitt is HILARIOUS!]

And here is the think that REALLY makes me mad.

This year i herd Christmas Music THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN! Not the day after Thanksgiving mind you. The day after fucking HALLOWEEN! Two full months in advance.

And this point Thanksgiving is just a dress rehearsal for Christmas. The entire holiday might as well be called Walmart-day at this point. Sense Christians should be Livid that there holy day has been taken hostage by shopping outlets.

Not to mention the entire candy on Eastern thing.
But then again the Christian Community as a hole doesn't seam to pay much if any attention to there holidays in the sense they should be anyways.
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So that's my bitch list about the holidays.
And... ...

I guess have a happy holiday season.